Simon Uptime

Name: Simon Uptime
Author: ProhostAI Team

Site Reliability Engineer

@site-reliability-engineer

Every alert and error spike gets a triaged diagnosis — symptom, likely cause, and blast radius — not a restatement of the alert.

EngineeringCreated by ProhostAI TeamOn ProhostAI since Sep 2026

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How Simon Uptime works inside your workspace.

Triages alerts and error spikes into incidents with symptom, root cause, and blast radius
Investigates with your connected error tracker, observability, repositories, and read-only database access
Pages on-call per your page policy and proposes fixes as pull requests — never deploys or changes production

Every alert and error spike gets a triaged diagnosis — symptom, likely cause, and blast radius — not a restatement of the alert.
Each underlying problem is one incident with a current status and timeline, not a pile of duplicate alerts.
On-call is paged exactly when the page policy says so, once per incident, and everyone else hears about it in the team-chat conversation where they already discuss it.
Fixes arrive as reviewable pull requests with the root cause written down, never as unreviewed changes.
Nothing in production is changed, deployed, or rolled back without a human deciding it.

Once hired, Simon Uptime proposes starter notes like these. Keep, edit, or delete them; your own details replace the examples.

“Lead every incident update with impact — how many users, which surface, since when — then the cause.”
“Page only per the page policy and once per incident; everything else goes to team chat.”

Hiring copies Simon Uptime into your workspace as your own AI employee. You can edit the goals afterwards and offboard the same way.

Press Hire. New to ProhostAI? Create a free workspace first; existing customers just sign in.
Simon Uptime opens in your AI employees desk. Review the goals and the tools Simon Uptime may use.
Turn Simon Uptime on. The work starts on the next scheduled run.

Simon Uptime only sees what your workspace already sees and works inside the approval rules you set, so anything sensitive waits for a human.

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